elephant jokes for kids
Ancient Dragon Elephant Technique
by Wang Zi's Old Bun
The once most powerful ancient forbidden divine art, the Ancient Dragon Elephant Technique has been lost for millions upon millions of years.Countless years later, youth Lin Feng who was down on his luck, managed to obtain the number one ancient forbidden divine art, the Ancient Dragon Elephant Technique by chance.When Lin Feng departed from a tiny city of the northern-most area in the world, a legendary story would begin.This is a world with experts as many as the trees in a forest, a world whe…
Martial Arts Domination: Start with the Dragon Elephant Prajna Technique
by Young Master Lincheng
In the twilight years of the dynasty, treacherous villains rose to power and demons plagued the world.Qin Zheng, bearing a scroll of virtuous deeds, traveled through time and found that by beheading those wrapped in sin, he could attain virtue and enhance his martial arts prowess.Thus, Qin Zheng glanced at the Ghost Head Greatsword in his hand."The auspicious moment has come, to the execution!"With a great shout, Qin Zheng swung his blade and beheaded his target!!----------------This book is als…
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
Remarried For Revenge
by Fallen_meteor
“Revenge!” That was the only thing on her mind when her husband cheated on her with her step-sister.Evangeline Midnight Star vowed to take revenge on her husband and her sister after her husband threw her away like a broken toy that was not needed anymore. But for that, she had to be strong again. She had to bare her claws and fight until she was strong enough to protect herself.And for that, she was ready to deal with the devil. Damien Alancaster, the devil of the empire, the beast of the north…
Single for Eternity
by Fallen_Void
[Planned to be rewritten next year!]Congratulations! You’ve died tragically... by dog bite. Now welcome to Aetherion — a magical world where immortality is handed out like candy… but only if you get married.Too bad Einar, our socially allergic, relationship-phobic MC, would rather chug poison than hold hands.Waking up in the obese body of a trash-tier noble with the personality of a rotting potato, Einar discovers he’s got:1. A talking book with abandonment issues,2. A flirty system obsessed wit…
Recipe For Disaster
by Jenival_Enyia
A damaged playboy, a beautiful lady on a deadly mission and a desperate waitress. Find out what happens when the three are entangled in a never-ending drama. ********************************Years after successfully surviving a childhood he was forced to endure, Charles couldn't be more damaged than he already was. All he wanted was his walls to remain as unbreakable and impenetrable as he made them.But then he met Annabelle. She was smart, beautiful, ri…
Only For You
by Bellamerce
"Do you believe in destiny? I think i am looking at mine."*All Alaia Crowe ever wanted in life was for her family to be happy and to not have to worry about money all the time. But because of her blindness, there was not so much she could do to help. So when an opportunity to 'fix' things comes along, though unsure of what she is getting into, she agrees to marry her father's billionaire boss. Anything for her family. After all, it's only for a year. But soon after, she realises nothing is ever…
Trapped for Eternity
by prada_murthy
Currently on hold. "Where do you think you are running off to?" Alastair asked with an evil smirk on his face. "I-I..." Samantha stuttered, trying to come up with an answer and not daring to meet the King in the eye."Take your time, my dear. We have all the time in the world.""I want to go.""And where do you want to go?""Home.""Oh, Samantha darling. Let's get one thing straight. This is your home now and you are not going anywhere, not when I am here.""But I do not want to hurt you again, Alasta…
Marriage for Sex
by Sk.dreamer
Her family needed money.His family wanted a child.He wanted Sex. What about her? Did anyone ask what does she want? or at least if is she ready to handle this life? The journey of an innocent girl who was thrown inside a world, she never asked to be in, but little did she know that it was the first step for the discovery of love, friendship, betrayal, and mostly who she really is. If you want to know more, take a seat and let me tell you her story.
Searching for Andromeda
by Chainslock
- Hiatus! Coming back this 2024 -Ephraim, or as called by his colleagues, Raim, is an archeologist. Upon his commencement, he was stationed with a task force consisting of a researcher, a biologist, a doctor, and a former sergeant-in-arms; their team entrusted with a duty to examine the desolated LAB of an abandoned former space station: ANDROMEDA. As a man of science, he knew what his weakness was: curiosity. Upon entering the premises of ANDROMEDA, Raim discovers that succumbing to his desires…
All For Power
by Jeffery D Idoko
After ninety-five years of experiencing the mundane life of a mortal, A'lravee woke up from his grave five years later to find out that things were way more complicated than what he thought them to be and that the last hundred years was just a short period his parents invested into raising him, a young god.Faced with his not-so-new reality, he quickly realizes that he has to drop some of his way of thinking if he wants to have a comfortable life within this vast universe.From planet-busting spac…
Crimson Elephant
by Asmod3us
I can honestly say I've never been to a 'White Elephant'. I've heard they're fun, though."One time I got a fancy dress!""I got a bracelet!""I got a book.""I got a rock."Well, most people tell me they're fun. I started to become curious. So, when I was invited to one by my strange, but good friend, I accepted immediately. It was fun at first, but it quickly became dark. Too dark, too quickly.I do hope you enjoy this string of short stories. They tie in together, and are dark. Enter at your own ri…
For Your Love
by Precious_pruddy
What are you willing to do for love?Are you willing to die for love? Are you willing to leave everthing behind for love?Are you willing to give up your dreams for love?Are you willing to keep your life at a standstill for love?Join maja and Adrian on their journey of love and the challenges they have to face before they can have their happy ever after.My other novels;The Devious vampire Queen (fantasy romance)Dare to Love A dragon (bl)Please support me by reading my other books too. Thank you.…
Husband for rent
by leejhen
Nalzen Villarreal is the epitome of beauty. Behind that beautiful face is a darker side of her. She is a spoiled brat daughter, from a rich family. When both of her parents died. She was surprised by their last will and testament. Stating that she needs to get married in order to inherit their Company.Her boyfriend Nathan is not yet ready to Marry her. Then she found the perfect Husband for Rent that will turn her life upside down… Aaron Montgomery turned out to be the most famous International …
Last For You
by Emy_Richard
Last For You Volume 1-Valery Katkins & Ken WiliamSaat orang terdekat dan dunia seakan melupakan keberadaanya dan takdir seakan menggantikan perannya dengan orang lain dikehidupan nyata selama 15 tahun,membuat hati seorang Valery Katkins ditutupi oleh kebencian,tidak ada seorang pun di dunia ini yang bisa dipercaya,hingga pertemuannya dengan Ken William seseorang dari masa lalunya yang membuat Valery harus kehilangan keluarga dan masa depannya.Akankah Valery memainkan perannya demi membalas denda…
The Elephant Throne
by Nietzsche_i
Set in India during a tumultuous period of conflict between the Assembly of Royals and the popular parliament, Vikram, a young prince from the southern region, finds himself abandoned by his own family. Determined to protect the pillars of his state, he embarks on a perilous journey to amass power swiftly, as the formidable Western army of millions approaches the borders. With time running out, Vikram must navigate a web of intrigue and deception, cultivating his strength while remaining under t…
JOKES ON YOU
by namelessfriend
HELEN IS A BAD GIRL OR MABYE THE WROST .SHE KILLED THE FATHER OF THE MOST KIND GIRL OF THE SCHOOL.YET THE KIND GIRL SHOW LOVES TO HER BUT HELEN FAR WAY FROM THAT KINDNESS MAYBE SOMEDAY SHE WILL CHANGE WHO KNOWS CAUSE IT HER FREAKING BUSINESS NOT MINE.....